Day 2 of the May Blogger Challenge is to educate you all on something I know a lot about.
Well, one thing is for sure...I know a lot about cats. Particularly how to survive living with them. It's an important skill to be sure!
We
have two cats. Zoe Cat (who will be 8 this year) and Gus (who will be 2).
We
love them. They are fun, funny, and sometimes even loving.
But having two cats
is not for the faint of heart.
We have to be fully
equipped with ways to protect ourselves, maintain a level of dominance, and
ultimately survive life with cats.
I know we are not the only ones living in
this situation. So, I have prepared these few notes to help those who may be
struggling to survive, just like us!
+ Keep
them happy with food. Lots and lots of food. Never let the food run out! Not
only are they happier, but they’re slower to attack when they’re fat.
Notice both the tub and GIANT bag of cat food behind him! |
Forced snuggles!! (My hair is gray b/c it was Halloween and I was dressed as Rogue from X-Men earlier that night) |
Zoe Cat...looking longingly at a lizard she cannot reach |
+ Always keep plenty of toys and scratching posts around for them to take out their frustrations on something other than you. If you really want them to expend their negative energy, dip a toy in cat nip and let them go nuts attacking it for a good half hour. They won’t be interested in attacking you for a while.
+ Keep small cat replicas around to make them think you have the power to shrink them and turn them to stone.
+ Have
several soft, fluffy blankets in each room. These have a way of putting cats
into a trance where all they want to do is knead the blanket and take a nap.
+ If
you share a bed with your kitty, make sure you move slowly and carefully during
the night. Unfortunately you have already put yourself in a vulnerable state
and now you are at their mercy. If they have you pinned, don’t move. No matter
how cramped your legs may feel. If you need to change positions, do so around the cat. Lift your legs up and
over, or scoot to the very edge of the bed. Always avoid disturbing the cats. A
quick attack to your feet is too easy to not be cautious!
This rule also applies to napping! |
+ Never leave them alone for an extended period of time...
The damage when we got back from visiting family for a week and a half over Christmas/New Years in 2010 (yes, someone was supposed to be checking on them!!) |
How precious! |
+ Don’t
be fooled. Cats are tricky. You may think they are being sweet and cuddly when,
in fact, they’re just cold and are seeking warmth. Or, perhaps they really
are sweet and cuddly (it does happen!), BUT it does not mean they are good
cats! Our cat Gus is the sweetest thing ever, but he is just as capable of
making trouble as the far less snuggly Zoe Cat. So enjoy the snuggles, but don’t
let your guard down!
+ If you can, put them in humiliating clothes...
So angry...probably b/c it didn't fit... :( |
Please
contribute to the cause and post your own survival tips in the comments below!
We have to rally together to save ourselves!
Oh, girl, I was laughing my ass off at this post! We live with four (YES, FOUR!) cats who think they run things. My first mistake was letting them outnumber us. Oh, and there is a dog in the mix too. What were we thinking! I'm looking forward to your May posts, and will keep coming back :)
ReplyDeleteha! Well good luck to you and your house full of beasts! We used to joke about having three cats (one black, one gray, and one white...a monochromatic fleet!) but after we got Gus...we decided 2 was more than enough! thanks for stopping by. Happy to have you as a reader! :)
DeleteI laughed so hard at this!!! Cats are a great source of entertainment. I especially loved the don't let them outnumber you. We have two dogs to help keep our cat in check, even though one of our dogs is scared of the cat. Your cats are sooo very cute. I can't wait to read more.
ReplyDeleteHa ha your cat post made me chuckle! I only have one cat but I've looked are two for a friend before and they were a handful. I had to lock them in a different room whenever I had my dinner. The screen door thing is bang on, our cat can't go out now that we moved to CA so he sits at the screen door a lot watching birds, whilst we nip in and out. I might give the dressing up thing ago!
ReplyDeleteHaha I love this! The "cat replicas" made me laugh. I have a sweet little "purrball" of my own! Yay for cat ladies!
ReplyDeleteBahahahahaha!!!!! LOVE it!!! Especially the part about making them think you can shrink them and turn them into stone!! :)
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